I have just torn my dress
In fact it was a very nice dress
Alas it was my very best dress
Also I might add, my only dress
It wasn't a long type of dress
And it wasn't short like a mini dress
The deepest blue was my dress
And a pretty collar had my dress
But that's enough about my dress
For I'm rather cold without my dress
What will I do now I have no dress
I feel quite silly with only a vest!